0ne man t3am

decided to play some lacrosse but then noticed that after all of this happened he was wearing no pants so he had to go ALL the way back to god knows where and put his pants on. So he went back to the field and then reliezed he forgot a belt, so...

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in the words of tom cruise..." No...No...No..."

Dadabhoy

Decided to go the shop but forgot he did not have any money, so he went back home and wore some shorts. He got to the field and found out his shorts...

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MrLacrosse

the shorts he was wearing was the length of Daisy Duke's shorts, so...

Dadabhoy

He went back home and wor some proper fitting shorts but by that time...

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laxman37

the ents were taking down saruman's stronghold...

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Dadabhoy

So he tried to burn one of the Ents but...

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laxman37

the dam broke, and the ent put out the fire by dunking his head. Then, the man woke up from his terrible dreams of death, and ents, and killing old ladies...

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MrLacrosse

,the booty shorts...which he auctally enjoyed...

laxman37

. He was hungry, so he went to go get something to eat...

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et1705

he went to subway and bought 8 of the new sandwhiches which together have as many calories as a big mac!(new commercial, anyone?anoyone?)....

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ET
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